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Annoyance of the Day: Chunky smoothies
I got a smoothie from Jamba Juice for a post-workout lunch, as is my habit. Today, they didn’t blend my usual Citrus Squeeze long enough, or something, because there are lots of banana chunks that get stuck in my straw, then I suck really hard to bring it into my mouth, and then I have to chew it. And I don’t like bananas, and I really don’t like their texture. This has taken an edge off my normally exhilerating Jamba Juice smoothie experience. Perhaps tomorrow I will try the new Strawberry Surf Rider.
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Tue August 23rd, 2005 1:51 pm
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I think a verbal reprimand is in order. You might tell that this sort of incomplete blending is indeed the first sign of the decline of polite society, and that you will not shuffle off into oblivion guilty of letting it slide.
That’s when you hit them up for a freebie.
PEANUT BUTTER SMOOTHIE.
I’m serious about this.
Josh: A good idea… I’m going to hit them up for that when I go in tomorrow!
Mal: I’m not sure how I feel about this. But I have heard their peanut butter smoothie is really good. Not gonna lie tho — I’m a little sketch on the whole thing.
Yeah man, go for it. If you wear a tophat and a monocle, you can’t lose.
Oh, man, I forgot the tophat and monocole. When I brought up how unweildily (I don’t think that’s a word, but whatev) chunky their last creation was, they apologized and just give a few extra seconds in the blender. Nothing free. If only I’d have taken the monocle…