Comments on: A note to Christmas light manufacturers

By: M Miller

M Miller — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:20:15 +0000

Does anyone know how to fix lights so they won’t blink. Every time mine turn on they blink until I reset each strand. Bummer

By: Ebola

Ebola — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:02:56 +0000

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By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:57:46 +0000

Dude, bah-hum-freaking-bug. You're too young to sound like such a codger. Let them have their holiday cheer!

P.S. Your stalker Zach and I are going to string blinking lights all around your house. We've got it all worked out.

By: Mallory

Mallory — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:51:12 +0000

Seriously, though, I can’t wait to look at xmas lights next week. What neighborhoods do you recommend for awesome lights?

By: Andrew Kaufmann

Andrew Kaufmann — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 00:19:56 +0000

CWW: As long as they don’t blink, that’s fine by me.

By: CWW

CWW — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:41:00 +0000

Whatever. As far as I'm concerned, all you folks with your fancy "electric" lights can go suck an egg.

When I was a kid, we used to all get together with our families and squash lightning bugs' asses with our fingers so the phosphers would make your fingers glow. Then you'd sever all your fingers and tie them on a line of string. There's your goddamned christmas lights.

By: Andrew Kaufmann

Andrew Kaufmann — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:51:21 +0000

I missed you too Zach. I missed you too.

By: Zach

Zach — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:45:57 +0000

Dear Andy,

I've missed you.

Your Stalker,

Zach